HomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in
6-1

Share | 
 

 JOKE

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
I biZkiT II
Clan Leader
Clan Leader
avatar

Posts : 1408
Points : 3055
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2010-04-20
Age : 33
Location : Manchester

PostSubject: JOKE   Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:35 am

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.teamhak.eu
 
JOKE
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Joke of the Day!
» [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...
» Roland's Jokes
» A Commerce Student
» sea shell tattoo

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Havok & Kaos: Forums :: General Chat :: Funny Stuff-
Jump to: